Potty Training Update

Question: Just how is potty training going?

Answer: It's not.

Just. Does. Not. Get. It.

Am I beating my head against the wall? Do I just need to wait until he shows more signs of being ready? Should I just strip him naked for the entire three day weekend ahead and resign myself to lots of carpet and couch scrubbing? Should I just call up preschool now and give up his spot for fall?

Sigh. This child will go to preschool in September, even if I have to hide a Pull Up inside his underwear and pray for no poop during two three-hour sessions a week.