recipe for a headache

Recipe yield: serves one.

• 1 load of urine soaked clothing
• 15 minutes of grocery store parking lot tantrum
• 1 dash of calling mommy 'stupid'
• 20 minutes of sitting in rush hour traffic with two kids well past their regular dinner time
• one small hit from angry, hungry toddler
• a small apology from almost five year old for earlier tantrum
• a squirt of jalapeno juice in my eye trying to rush to make dinner
• more jalapeno juice under my fingernail burning no matter how many times I wash my hands

Stir all ingredients together vigorously and top with endless drizzly cold days.

Maybe tomorrow will be more of a peach.