D: "Mom, how do we know Bella (our dog) is a girl?"
M: (slight pause). "Well, because she has a vagina."
D: (silent) "Oh. Well, where is it?"
M: "Ummm, between her legs." (please don't ask me to show it to you)
D: "Which legs? Front or back?"
M: "Back." (can we move onto the next subject?)
M: "Boy dogs have penises." (what a brilliant conversation segue!)
D: "Really? Like mine?"
M: "Ummm, well, kind of. But kind of different too. Hey, look, its time to go to the bus!"
(Above photo, Dylan at 19 months, with Bella.)
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